We have a new heiress to the crown of “hottest conservative journalist babe,” and her name is Mary Katharine Ham. Someone hotter than former queen Michelle Malkin? Yes. Go see for yourself.

The following is my love letter to MKH, who I know nothing about save she writes for Townhall.com

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Dear Mary Katharine,

Tired of being single? If you’re not single, are you tired of your current boyfriend or husband? If you answered yes to either of these questions, feel free to email me and maybe we can set something up should our paths ever cross. As a matter of fact, consider this begging.

As you may well know (but probably don’t since I’ve never talked to you or emailed you), I’m always on the lookout for the next ex Mrs. White (or maybe forever Mrs. White, in a moment of optimism), and you fit the necessary requirements to fill that position. You’re beautiful, smart, funny, within the right age range, beautiful, gorgeous, and most importantly, you have a pulse.

As for me? Well, I’m young, acceptable looking, have great hair, and am completely free of birth defects and deformities. I have a college education, some graduate school, and a blog. I’m disease free and am willing to convert to the religion or religions of your choice, from Christianity or Judaism to voodoo. The choice is yours, my future dear.

Cheers,


Mac

P.S.: You look as delicious as your last name suggests. Mmmm, ham.